Time 4 some lauffer =Þ
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The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer; she's
a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor."

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,"And
there's the teacher. She's dead."
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will
ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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